this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls
Wake up America
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
take care of that 3rd nipple
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